Ladies, I suspect this offer to you is going to get me in trouble with lots of guys. You see, I understand men are different than women, that we don’t think the same way. So I’ve decided that to end your frustration with men, you can ask me any question you like and I’ll answer it with what I know as truth for most men.

IOW, if you want to know why men do something or don’t do something, why they don’t feel the same way you do or any other question about men, just ask and I’ll answer it to the best of my ability.

Yes, ladies, now you can find out everything you always wanted to know about men, from a man. How about that, truth you can understand. From a man about men and it’s for women. Now all you ladies have a resource that will tell you the absolute truth.

I know you’ll have lots of questions and I can’t wait to hear them. How weird will the questions get? How weird will the answers get? Does your man behave the way you want? Do you understand why your husband, brother or boyfriend does what he does? Are you sure you want to know why?

I’ll even give you a starter question? Why do men leave the toilet seat up. Answer. Because they are to lazy to put it down. Just pure laziness on a mans part. He sees no sense putting the lid down because he’ll just have to raise it again later. When he needs to put it down he will but as most of his uses need the seat up, he leaves it up. However blame his mother because she didn’t train him right.

Now it is possible to train a man to put the toilet seat down but it’s not always easy. It’s a sure thing you don’t want to use the ‘I got my ass wet’ argument because that just cracks guys up. Makes guys wonder why women can’t look at the toilet seat before they sit down. Makes guys wonder if women are totally blind when it comes to toilet seats. Plus he knows his friends will sympathize with him and get a good laugh out of it. It’s good humor to men and they can fill a break at work with toilet seat stories. Sorry, but they just crack us up.

Your best argument is to put a fancy cover on the top of the toilet seat and then ask your husband to put the seat and the cover down so that people can see what a hot, sexy, scenic, picture, fuzzy or whatever, toilet seat you have. You bought it, your proud of it and you want to show it off. That’s an argument he might go along with. At least he’ll understand it as a woman wanting to show off. Lol, he might even do it because he knows you like to show off. It gets him a couple of points with you, you didn’t mention a wet butt and you gave him a reason he could deal with.

Simple. Men are not complicated. Just stubborn and opinionated.